The Life and Lies of The How-To Manual
How to Survive a Day in the Undercarriage
The next day, there was barely a glimmer of light through the crack in the undercarriage. I had fallen asleep under the cases that had fallen on me. However, that wasn't my real trouble.
At a time that I didn't know, I felt the wheels start to turn.
I was thrown against the wall as we drove on the side road. the tires were squealing and heavily complaining right next to my ear. It was so loud I don't think I would've been heard over the wheels of the big vehicle. They must all still think I'm asleep.
Well, you're all dead wrong, you asschips!
When I felt the tires pull onto a more solid road and the vibrations tickled my arm, I shifted to grab my nubby pencil and manual. My socks touched something wet and I squirmed.
With a sigh, I started to write.
How to Survive Midnight Games with Tony and Days in the Undercarriage:
During a pillow fight, run to the back lounge. Lock yourself in it. Never leave. NEVER. It's every man for himself.
1. Grab a pillow.
2. Run for dear life.
3. Don't stop running.
4. Don't look back.
5. Don't blink. (They're fast. Too fast...)
During Hide and Seek:
1. Don't be first one found.
2. Don't go for the overly clever hiding spots.
3. Never, never, never lock yourself in the undercarriage.
4. They will drive off with you still in there.
5. Don't do it.
6. Don't even think of it.
7. No, I can tell that you're thinking of doing it.
8. No, stop.
9. Well, I warned you....
How to Survive Being Stuck in the Undercarriage:
1. You don't.
2. You're screwed.
Oh my god ;-; As I was reading the ending, like her dying and the funeral and all, i'm listening to pandora. And See You Again by Wiz Khalifa started playing and now my feels are broken :.c
7/20/15