Jaime Preciado and the Mighty Ding

Willow "Ding" Caston has rightfully earned her nickname. Ever since a floor was literally dropped on her head, she's only been able to say a single word, err, sound. Her antisocial, written sarcasm, and lack of vocabulary has made her an outcast to all but Autumn, her eccentric, blue haired friend.

So meeting her hero must be exciting, right?

Not when you can only make doorbell sounds.

Can Jaime Preciado get past one word phrases to see inside of her? Or will he constantly be confused by the doorbell? Read this story from inside Willow's humorous point of view to find out!

Written for the Writeislife Quotes Contest!

1. Four Year Olds, Floors, and Failing English Grades

   Or the Consequences of A Floor Dropped on Your Head

2. Colorful Foods, Chem Tests, and Curses

   Or what happened when a season insulted an doorbell sound.

3. Pianos, Preciados, and a Pretty Ghetto Neighborhood

   Or What Happens When Willow Tries to Reflect On Life in the Company Of A Corpse-Like Piano

4. Surprise Calls, Stupid Autocarrot, and Snape's fear of Shampoo

   *Or What Happens When Willow Tries to Speak on the Phone

5. Twister, Touching My Butt, and Trying to Fit In

   *Or the part in which Tony touches Willow's butt while trying to win a game.

6. Bickering, Butt-Queef, and Breaking the Silence

   *Or what happens when Tony misunderstand Vic.

7. Mighty Ding, Make Out (Or Nah?), and Mochas Maybe

   *Or what happens when Jaime kisses MD on the cheek.

8. Wildflower Cafe, Weenies, and Well Then's

   *Or what happens when the Hime forgets to tell Willow something really important.

9. Asschip, Autumn's Got A Date, and Awkward Pickles

   *Or what happened when Willow got home.

10. Dressing, Dates, and Dreams

    *Or what happens when an awkward Turtle meets and awkward season.

11. Skee-Ball, Stolen Sheets, and Surprises of All Sorts

    *Or the part when Mike makes a plan, a friend, and wins a prize.

12. Turtle is a Butt, Two-Ply Toilet Paper is Better Wet, and Tour Plots Might Work Out (Might)

    *Or the scene in which Turtle asks Autumn an important question and we start to plot a relationship.

13. Park Kidnappings, Pans are Dangerous, and Purple Guitar Picks

    *Or the last goodbyes of Jaime Preciado and Willow Caston

14. Jumbly car Rides, Justice at Last, and Jaime Preciado and the Mighty Ding

    *Or the last chapter in which Willow leans to stand up for others.

15. SEQUEL, MY LOVELY FLUBBERNUGGETS!