Senior Year, Biscuits & The Fuentes Family As Told By Nelissa Brown

My eyes are still covered. I have no idea what's happening. What are they doing?! They're in a spare bedroom. That isn't a decent place. It's not a decent place for anything. Haven't they thought to check our wardrobe? "What's happening?" I whispered.
"They're making out." Mike told me.
"What else?"
"What do you mean?" Mike asked.
"Just making out?"
"Oh, don't worry," Jaime said brightly. "Her cherry is safe." he chuckled. Then I heard a loud thwack and a grunt. "Ow! What was that for?" Jaime whined.
"Stop being crude." Cassie warned.
"What was that?" B asked. I wriggled free and peered out. B was walking over to the door to the bedroom. She was pulling Tony with her. There was a loud bang and the sound of a door being slammed.
"Is it your dad or step mom?" he asked.
"No, everyone's away so I could have the place to myself."
"Is it the others?"
"Doing what?" B mocked, "Go see!" B urged Tony.
"What?!" Tony exclaimed. "Why me?"
"You're the guy." she rolled her eyes.
"So?"
"So, it could be an escaped sheep fucker!"
"Then we don't need to worry. We're not sheep."
"Just go and look." B begged.
"Fine, fine," Tony sighed. He disappeared out of the door and I waited for him to come back. After a few minutes he reappeared.
"So?" B urged.
"It's someone I don't know. Some man."
"What's he look like?" B rushed.
"Tall. Two arms. Two legs."
"Never," B mocked. "What colour hair?"
"Ginger."
"I don't know anyone with ginger hair." B frowned.
"A what about Cassie?"
"Is Cassie a man?"
"Point taken." Tony rolled his eyes. There was another bang and we could hear footsteps.
"Tony, go fight them!" B snapped.
"Me? No!" Tony shook his head violently. "Are you crazy?"
"Mike! Go do something." I urged.
"Wait, I want to see how this pans out." Mike batted my away.
"You're a man!" B snapped.
"Actually under the state on California I'm not. I'm not eighteen." Tony replied. B went over and hit his arm. Then Tony hit her lightly back. The footsteps were getting closer. Tony grabbed B's hand and pulled her over to our wardrobe. He opened the door and squished inside with B.
"What are you all doing here?" Tony asked, him and B looking at us all very confused.
"Winning. You guys were last." I grinned.
"You're all ridiculous." B shook her head at us.
"You were getting in there, Tone." Mike winked. I saw Tony start glaring and he started huffing like a big, fat huffer.
Then the door opened. A man stumbled in and fell back onto the bed. I gasped at the woman who followed him. Wait! That's B's step mother! No! No! She fell down onto the bed with and they started kissing. Like really making out. She started pulling her shirt off and Mike covered my eyes again.
"The disgusting, little-" B was grumbling under her breath.
"It's okay." I soothed. But I didn't actually know. I can't see, you know.
"It's not! She's cheating on my dad!"
"Deep breaths," Tony tried. "Calm down, Becky."
"Dirty-"
"Please." Tony tried.
Mike took his hand away and I saw the wardrobe doors open. B stormed out and glared at her step mom. "You lying, cheating, fucking . . ." B ranted.
"Fuck nugget!" I offered.
"Right!" B exclaimed. "You fuck nugget! You complete bitch! You . . . You get off of my dad's furniture! You slut!" she screamed angrily.
We all stumbled out of the wardrobe and I saw her step mom get up and try to cover herself. "Talk about coming out of the closest." The ginger haired man mumbled.
"Shut up!" B snapped.
"What are you all doing inside the wardrobe?" B's step mother asked.
"You see," Jaime started. "Narnia is getting a little chilly this time of year. Don't believe the brochures, you could freeze the Turkish delight right out of the Turkish!" he explained.
"I can't believe you!" B screamed at her again.
"Calm down." Tony tried. He was holding her back. If he wasn't B probably would have ran forward by now.
"Let go of me." B fumed. "That's it! I'm telling Dad!"
"No!" she rushed. "Please, Becky. We can sit down and talk about this all. Just please don't tell Richard!"
"Too late!" B hissed.
She pulled away from Tony and ran right out of the room. Tony looked at her step mom, shrugged and chased after B. Then the woman followed too. That left us with the ginger haired guy. He looks pretty out of place in here. He picked us his shirt which was on the floor and started to button to back up. It took a while, he messed up the buttons and had to start from the beginning. He ruffled his hair and looked at us sheepishly.
"Could you tell me the way out?" he asked.
"Right, you might want to write this down," Mike sighed. The man looked at him with wide eyes and urged him to go on. "You go right through the fur coats, to the lamppost and carry on until you reach the fawns cave." The man looked at Mike extremely unamused, grabbed the rest of his things and sulked out of the room.
"I thought it was funny." I told Mike gently. He smiled at me in thanks and took my hand.

Notes

Hey everyone! How are you all? I'm pretty good today. What did you think? What will happen at detention? Was this funny? Do you think Narnia is all it's cracked up to be? Favourite line?
I hope you're all having a wonderful day. Remember to stay positive because I love you. Keep writing. Keep singing. Keep painting (something I'm getting very into again). Do what you have to do because the universe needs you xo