One Hundred Sleepless Nights

I'm regretting agreeing to help Austin, just like I knew I would. I've recruited Vic and he's taking it all very seriously. I think someone that has to put pen to paper to make a plan for this has too much time on his hands. Vic has even made a check list that we can tick off once we've done each stage. But what Vic doesn't seem to realise is that things don't always go to plan in my life.
There is a huge charity show tonight. I don't remember what's it's for, but I'm guessing something big looking at all the bands here. Someone will get a load of money anyway. I tend to get invited to these things since I came to carry Vic's baby. A lot of scary obsessive fans should just take a leaf out of my book.
I spotted Jemma outside and grabbed Vic. He's my sidekick for all of this. We walked over to her and I tapped her on the shoulder. "Hey Jemma!" I said brightly.
"Oh hi, Zandra." she smiled but then she narrowed her eyes. "You know who, isn't with you, is he?" What is it with calling your ex significant other Voldemort? Am I missing something?
"No, he's somewhere else." I shrugged.
"Oh that's okay." she smiled.
"That's actually why we came to talk to you." Vic said.
"About what?"
"He who must not be named." I explained.
"I don't want to talk to him!" he huffed. "Did he tell you why we broke up?"
"Um yeah, he did. But he's in a really bad way. He won't stop eating my food."
"Actually it's my food." Vic interrupted. I looked at him as if to say 'shut up'.
"I don't care, Zandra. I don't care about Austin anymore." I think she's lying. She has that look in her eye. "Besides, even if I did care about him I couldn't get back with him."
"Why not?" I frowned.
"I'm seeing someone new."
"Already!" I exclaimed.
"Yeah," she nodded. "He's in one of the bands playing tonight actually. You might know him Vic." Jemma said.
"Who's he play for?" Vic asked.
"Bring Me The Horizon. His name is Oliver Sykes."
"You're dating Oli?" Vic gaped. I turned to look at him and found his mouth hanging wide open. I pushed it closed and raised my eyebrows.
"Didn't want you to catch flies." I rolled my eyes.
Suddenly a guy came behind Jemma. He wrapped his arm around her waist and she reached up to kiss him. I'm guessing this is Oli. Damn it, he's good looking.
"Hey Vic." Oli smiled.
"Hi man." Vic waved. Then I nudged him in the ribs. Vic squealed and I stamped on his foot. "This is my girlfriend Zandra." he eventually introduced me.
"Good to meet you." Oli said. Hmm of course it is. "How far are you?" he asked. That's a bit of a personal question. I don't see why everyone needs to ask.
"Nearly seven months." I replied.
"That's nice." Nice?
"Hmm yeah."
"Look babe, I need to go on stage. You standing on the side?" he asked and Jemma looked back enthusiastically. Jesus.
"Bye Zandra! Vic!" she waved and might have well skipped away.
Vic got his list out and checked off talk to Jemma. Which is completely pointless because it achieved absolutely nothing. "Let's go find Austin." I said. We walked further back stage and found Austin in one of the green rooms. It was hard to find him because he had a woman on his lap.
"Austin!" I called. He turned around and so did the woman. Oh God. I hope that isn't his new girlfriend.
"Hey Zee," Austin grinned. I don't like this. Why is he so happy? "I want you to meet my new girlfriend, Charlie. Charlie, this is my best friend Zandra and her boyfriend, Vic," who was I kidding? Of course it's his girlfriend.
"Nice to meet you." Charlie said and rushed to shake my hand. Charlie was so.... Jemma. They looked so much similar. Their hair was the same, their figure, their features. The only real difference was the hight and eyes. He's got a real problem.
"Let's go watch the show!" I exclaimed and tugged at Vic's hand. We started walking away and Vic still seemed a little confused. Bless him.
"Has he just chosen a woman who looks just like his ex?" Vic asked.
"That's right." I nodded.
"Why didn't he just get with Jemma's twin?"
"Maybe she didn't want to get with him," I said. "What is it with men thinking we always want to be with them?" I shook my head.
I stopped at side stage and Bring Me The Horizon were playing. "So what do we do?" Vic asked in my ear.
"About what?" I asked.
"Jemma and Austin. How can we get them together when they both have boyfriends and girlfriends?"
"We can't." I thought.
"So all that planning for nothing?"
"I never asked you to plan."
"Zee." Vic said.
"No, all I said was-"
"Stop talking!" Vic said. I huffed and he turned me to look at the stage again.
Courtney was at the opposite side of the stage. She was looking around and glaring at everyone. I saw her gesture wildly and start ranting. I couldn't hear though because of where she was standing. I don't know what she was doing. She looked as though she was arguing with herself. Then I was pushed out of the way. Vic caught me and started looking around.
"Hey!" Vic yelled.
I saw Jemma walk out on stage from behind her. Then Courtney walked out too. I looked at Vic quickly before I looked back to the stage. Jemma and Courtney bumped into one another and started arguing. The drummer who's name I had yet to learn was playing but looked completely baffled. Oli who was in the crowd was none the wiser.
Jemma pushed Courtney and Courtney pushed back. I'm waiting for one of them to bump into the band. The crowd were watching open mouthed until there was a loud smack. Jemma had slapped her sister right round the face. Oli turned just as Courtney tackled Jemma to the ground. They were rolling around punching each other in the eye. Their technique isn't too good. Too much hair pulling.
"Stop!" Oli yelled. He had stopped singing and was waving his arms around like a headless chicken. He got back up on stage and all the music has died away. All accept for the drummer who was playing a steady beat to set the mood.
From behind me Austin staggered out on stage. I rolled my eyes and went after him. This is going to end horribly. "Austin!" I yelled. He completely ignored me. Vic ran out on stage to me and I noticed there were quite a few people on stage now. I didn't know some of them. "Stop!" I tried as I clung on Austin's arm but he pushed me away lightly.
"I don't think you're in any condition to be out on stage." Oli said to me. I heard a few comedy bangs on the drums. I put a hand on each hip and glared.
"What is that supposed to mean?!" I demanded.
"That pregnant women shouldn't be on stage. They could get hurt." Oli said. He's so angering in the not obvious way.
"I will not get hurt! I've done so much without getting hurt. So don't start!" I warned.
"If your friends let you do things that put you in danger then they can't be your real friends." Oli told me.
"You smug pri-"
Vic went to go forward and so did Austin. But out of nowhere Alan ran past me. He brought his fist back and smashed it into Oli's face. Where the hell did he come from? Oli staggered backwards and Alan came back to me. "No one talks to my best friend like that!" Alan yelled.
"Thanks." I muttered. Alan grinned at me while Oli held his nose.
"You wanker!" Austin yelled and punched Oli too. I think in Austin's case it was less defending my honour and more being pissed Oli is screwing Jemma.
Only then did everyone seem to realise that Jemma and Courtney were still fighting with the fans watching. Oli had been pulled away by his band while Of Mice and Men and Mike, Jaime and Tony were gathered around us.
"I'm fine!" Austin declared.
"Babe!" someone yelled from behind us. I turned and saw Charlie running out. Could this get any worse? She tried to get to Austin but Jemma, who had now been pulled away from her sister by security was charging forwards.
"Leave him alone!" Jemma screamed. Then as if in slow motion she pushed Charlie off of the fucking stage. One word. Chaos.
"Wait!" Mike yelled. He pushed his way through people to get to the mic. "Hey!" Mike said to the crowd. "We're sorry but maybe we should call it a day... Before someone needs to go to hospital!" a few people laughed. Some groaned. I sighed.
"Oliver!" Jemma cried. She ran to him and started busying over his face. "It's all your fault!" she hissed at Austin and started to help him off stage.
At least Kellin and Kate weren't here. Them making out and Kate stabbing Oli in the eye with her new Jimmy Choo's would really take the biscuit.

Notes

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