Stupid Hair And Magic Tricks

'I've never been to a movie theatre without my parents, they even tag along when Effy and I go"
I don't know why I said this it's literally one of the most awkward things to bring up in a car where you and the driver are the only other people inside.

"Dude my mum still packs my lunch your fine' Jaime stared at the road only sparing me a side glance I wanted to cry he had weird foreign parents, who did weird foreign things that American kids found weird and foreign.

1. Dude Why The Ever Loving Heck Are Plastic Dinosaurs In Your Pocket

   Weird Girl Scares Weirder Boy

2. Effy Makes Out With A Degenerate

   Effy Stop You Don't Know Where He's Been

3. Jaime Is Kinda cool

   He's A Cool But In A Total Nerd Way