Seamless

I woke up with a pounding head ache and two arms wrapped around me, wait what why was there…

“OH MY GOD” I screamed freaking out and waking up Mike I mean sleeping next to each other was normal but sleeping together not so much,

“Pix why are you screaming?” he asked incredibly confused

“can you not see this look at us” I yelled at Mike’s stupidity

“1 I have a headache calm down a little, 2 what are you on about we sleep next to each other all the time Pixie calm down” he said with his eyes still closed.

“open your god damn eyes Mike”

“Pixie your strange and all but why are you naked… oh, OH JESUS CHRIST DID WE FUCK” oh my god what do you think.

“well I’m naked your pretty naked I would take that as a yes” I said surprisingly I was calmer now because I found Mike’s realisation quite amusing.

“okay let’s just forget about this head home but now we have to face Mama and Vic which what a bet we are going to get a lecture form both of them” Mike said getting up to get his clothes.

“can you get mine for me?” I asked not wanting to get up.

“lazy ass” Mike retorted.

“I’d rather you not see me naked Mike, you are my best friend that weird”

“yeah because we didn’t fuck or anything last night” he said smirking at himself he said throwing me my clothes and putting his on. I got dressed and went to stand up and almost fell over my body hurt so much, Mike was almost dying from laughter on the floor

“someone’s a little sore” he struggled to get out

“shut up it’s your fault” that sounded weird

“yeah let’s forget about this but first, was I good? “he said winking.

“I-I can’t remember” I said blushing and grabbing my shoes “let’s go home okay?” he nodded and we headed home.

We got home and to our pleasure Vic was standing in the kitchen

“you guys are going to get killed go have a shower and some Advil or you are going to have your ass’ handed you” Vic laughed how is this funny to him he normally gets mad. Mike walked upstairs to have a shower whilst I sat in the kitchen with Vic for a bit.

“can I have the Advil?” I asked not wanting to move

“get it yourself lazy” Vic said so I got up and started to go towards the cupboard “why are you limping to you try and jump out a window again?” he seeming quite amused by all of this.

“no I did not” I retorted swallowing the Advil and sitting back down

“what did you oh, Pixie got laid” Vic laughed, how was this funny at all “who was it?”

“could you be any louder and I’m not telling you anything” I said crossing my arms over my chest. In that moment Mike walked downstairs

“the um the shower is ready if you want Pixie” he said awkwardly getting some Advil.

“why are you two acting so weird did you murder someone last night jeez” Vic said looking at us then I made eye contact with Mike and it really awkward.

“I’m going to- “I was quickly cut off by Vic

“oh my god, you it was Mike you and Mike fucked. This is priceless” Vic by now was almost dying in the kitchen whilst Mike and I stood there awkwardly.

“tell anyone your dead, I’m going to have a shower” I said limping up the stairs away from the mortified Mike and the all so great Vic who was dying of laughter. So much for secret.

Notes

This is terrible and thats all i have to say...

XoXo
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