You'll be okay

*Vic's POV*
I heard Tony's car pull up in the driveway. I called him not long after Mike's incident and told him he needed to stay with Delilah until it was time for her to leave. They walked in through the front door, smiling their megawatt smiles. They sat down on the couch and gestured for me to sit across from them. "Dad, we need to tell you something we thought you outta know." Delilah looked at me with a serious face. "What's wrong?", I asked. "Nothing's wrong, dad, I promise. It's just...well, um, Tony and I are engaged!", she said. I was silent for a few seconds. They thought I was really mad with them judging by the look on my face. "Took ya long enough Tony. I was hoping you guys would get together. I spent two years secretly shipping the two of you, and now you decide to make it come true." The two of them looked at me with wide eyes and mouths open. They both starting laughing hysterically. "Really, dad? You're thirty-two. Grow up a little bit and quit shipping everything you see. I remember when I was twelve and we were at the park and you saw this squirrel staring at a tree, so you decided to ship it and call it Squee." We laughed until we choked(Haha, bulletproof love reference). I thought it was time
to tell her about me and Jaime. "Delilah, there's something I wanna tell you, too." I started off a little shaky, but I knew I was gonna have to be strong in order to do this.
"Jaime and I are together. Like, together together. We've been that way since you were ten years old."
She looked at me, speechless. I didn't know what she would say. She looked hurt because I kept it away from her for so long. Her upset face turned into a twisted smile. "I knew it! Fuenciado is real! Oh my god, I was right! You owe me fifty bucks, Tony." Wait a minute....she bet money on a relationship that she didn't know whether or not existed? Why don't I ever do that? I finally spoke. "What the hell is a Fuenciado?"
"Oh, it's just yours and Jaime's ship name. I made it up when I was in middle school. It was during my pansexual phase when I watched a bunch of gay and lesbian porn. I got really bored, so I started shipping you and Himes. Eventually, during my freshman year, I made a bet with Tony. The bet was: if Fuenciado is real, he owes me money. If it wasn't, then I owed him the money. But I'm so happy, dad. I've always had the thought one or the both of you was gay..."
I thought for a minute and without thinking I said, "I'm proposing to him later on tonight. He's out of town at the moment, but he'll be back around midnight." All of a sudden, my phone buzzed. Jaime was on the other end. "Hello?"
"Hey, babe. I'm bringing Mike home."
"How's he hanging on?"
"Well, um, he made a friend there. Or should I say boyfriend?"
"Who? Do I know him?"
"Yeah. Do you remember Oliver Sykes?"
"Oh my god, yes. I had a crush on him in high school. Until he started beating the crap out of me every day."
"Well that's Mike's boyfriend now." I could hear him shouting to them in the backseat. "Hey, ya nasties, quit kissin in my car. You guys can do that when we get home." I giggled at the thought of my little brother being gay. He was always saying that for every hot girl he banged, his dick would grow an extra inch. When we were in high school, that's all he ever did. He never said anything about liking guys. But then again, neither did I.
"How much longer until you get here, babe? I miss you."
"Chill out, love. I'm almost home. How's our girl doing?"
"Oh she's fine. She just got home with Tony. Speaking of her and Tony, they're getting married."
"No way! I never thought they'd ever be together. But yeah, I'll be home in about an hour. Love you, gotta go."
"Love you too. Bye."
I hung up and put my phone in my pocket. I looked at Delilah, who had the dorkiest look on her face. She looked happy to know that Himes and I were together. She walked up to me and put her arms around my waist and her head on my chest. "Dad, you should have told me sooner. You know I don't like it when you hide stuff from me."
"Says the girl who had a pansexual phase and watched a shitload of porn."
The three of us laughed and went to the kitchen to fix up lunch. I pulled out some ramen from the cabinet. I shook the package in front of Tony's face. He licked his lips and rubbed his tummy.
"Are you gonna keep shakin' that ramen in front of my face or are you gonna let me eat it?", he said. "Your ass is lucky enough I'm even gonna let you eat, or walk. You proposed to Delilah without my permission, but I'll let this one thing slide. The next stupid thing you do, I'm gonna shove my foot so far up your ass you can taste it. If you hurt her in any way, I will destroy you."
He looked at me at nodded his head. We ate in silence and didn't speak until we were through.

Notes

I pre-wrote a bunch of this and just copied and pasted. Smartical particles are an advantage.