3 Dates With Jaime

The next day, I was having my morning coffee. Mike barged in from the hallway and sat down next to me.
'Hey, if a guy is boning his best friend. Does that make him gay?', he asked curiously. I rolled my eyes.
'Does he still like girls?'
'Yeah'
'That makes him bi-sexual'
'But does that mean that he's any less of a tough guy?'
'No. He's an idiot for thinking he can keep it a secret from his big brother'
Mike looked horrified and I shook my head.


'Mike, I heard you guys fucking in Tony's kitchen!' I said.
'Ooops'
I decided to tell Mike about Jaime. I was super excited to tell someone about Jaime instead of bottling up my excitement.
'Well, I kinda found someone too'
'Oh, really!' he said raising an eyebrow. I blushed a little as I began to tell Mike about Jaime.
'I met this guy, well... he's actually my butcher'
'Damn'
'Well, he doesn't smell like meat or anything. He's really sexy and we had a date last night. He was telling all these awesome jokes and he liked my food and we kissed and he pushed me on the sofa. Then he --'
'Heard 'nough!' Mike said as he covered his ears.


'How did you fall in love with Tony?', I wondered.
'Well, you're in for a long story. Let me start on how I met him . So I went to the tattoo shop and I wanted a new tattoo on my arm so he does it and it's like so awesome. While he did it, me and him were just talking and we found out we had a lot in common. That's how I met him. But I started liking him when he told me about his past. I could really relate to a lot of the shit that he went through. Then he just gave me a blowjob and after that, I knew right away that we had a special spark. That spark grew and ignited the flames of our love!'
'Really cute but also super cheesy. Wait, how can a blowjob determine love'
'It didn't I just enjoyed it!'


I was pretty proud of Mike for finding that special someone. I picked my thoughts to try and figure out why Jaime's love feels good for a second and then it just becomes painful.
'Mike'
'Yeah'
'Is love supposed to hurt physically?'
'Whadaya mean?'
'When I think of Jaime, that's his name, I feel physical pain in my heart. When I talk to him, I feel so nervous and I just don't know what to say. It's super fucked but I can't rid of this pain. Just talking about him hurts', I said
'It's all in your head, man', Mike said. He continued in a baby voice. 'That's probably 'cause you've never been in love!'
'Shut up. That doesn't mean anything....okay, maybe your right'
Mike did a sinister smile to celebrate that he was right.
'Hey, Vic. I forgot to tell you that Tony wants me to move in with him', he said.
'Really!', I cheered. I was so excited to finally be able to have privacy in my own home. 'Are you gonna get a job though?'
'No'
'I figured'


It came to the day that Mike was leaving. You would've thought that we needed a moving truck to carry all his stuff but no. Most of everything he used was mine. All he had were two bags full of clothes, shoes and objects. We were in front of Tony's house and I hugged him tight.
'Even though I got what I wanted, I'm still gonna miss you little bro', I said giving him a high five.
'Yeah, Imma miss you too'
'But just don't have too much sex with Tony'
'Alright', he said as Tony came out to help Mike with his bags. Tony and I shared insanely awkward eye contact as I walked back to my car and drove away.


I got home and just when I got in my room, Jaime texted me. I was lying on my bed and going crazy.

Jaime: The teacher asked Jimmy, "Why is your cat at school today Jimmy?" Jimmy replied crying, "Because I heard my daddy tell my mommy, 'I am going to eat that pussy once Jimmy leaves for school today!'"
Me: Your insane. How do you come up with these jokes?
Jaime: its natural! What do a gynecologist and a pizza delivery boy have in common?
They can both smell it, but can’t eat it!
Me: Good god!
Jaime: Y'know I used to be a pizza delivery guy.
Me: That sounds cool
Jaime: It sucked. Never do it. You'll hate pizza for the rest of your life

I took a little while to reply because I was wondering whether I should ask a question or not. I just decided to ask after a while.

Me: Last night... did you say you loved me?

Notes

I know it's short