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3 Dates With Jaime

Date No. 1

I waited all week for Friday and when it finally came, I was over the moon. After bathing and getting dressed I walked down the stairs and caught Mike sitting on the couch on the phone.
'No, I love you more!', he cooed. He perked up when he noticed I had entered the living room.
'Um, I gotta go, sorry', he whispered into his phone as he hung up. It was obviously Tony that he was talking to. I raised an eyebrow at him in suspicion. He began to complain.
'Sheesh, have you ever heard of knocking?'
'Sure, knocking on the LIVING ROOM DOOR!', I yelled as I threw a cushion at him. He rolled his eyes and went off into his bedroom. After breakfast I got ready for another day of work.


It was around 6:00pm when I knocked off from work. I was on the couch reading the paper when I got a text message on my phone. I felt my stomach clench as I read it. I already had dinner cooking in the kitchen and I made sure

Jaime: hey im on my way
Me: I'm so excited!
Jaime: can't wait to tell you all my awesome jokes!
Me: They better be funny
Jaime: what if theyre not
Me: I've got a gun in the attic
Jaime: I'll try my best
Me: LOL

After that I felt like pulling out my hair. Jaime actually wanted to talk to me and I reply with 'LOL' like some kind of idiot! I tried to forget about it as I went to the kitchen to check on my food. I was preparing a three course meal and I was hoping that it would turn out perfect. As if things couldn't already get worse, the doorbell rang. My heart was in my throat once again and I was pretty anxious about seeing Jaime. I took a deep breath and opened the door with a cartoonish smile.
'Hey, Vic!', he greeted excitedly. He pulled me into a amorous hug and kissed me on the cheek. We sat down on the couch and I poured us some wine in my best glasses.
'Whoa! This is some fancy shit right here', he laughed as he took a sip. I smiled nervously as I took a sip myself.
'I wasn't expecting it to be fancy, I feel bad for showing up in jeans'
'It's okay. If anything I shouldn't have prepared so much like an obsessive psycho', I laughed.
'Well, I just happen to like this obsessive psycho', he cooed. I felt a little bit more comfortable after a while.


'Well, I think we could go to the dining table and have the first course. Well, if you want...'
'You made FOOD! And there's more than one course!'
I nodded nervously. I went to the kitchen to serve the food. I made a tomato ceviche and it smelt marvelous. I brought it to the dining table and it was like Jaime scarfed it down in a matter of seconds. I was pretty chuffed that he enjoyed my cooking. He even ate off of my plate when he thought I wasn't looking. I didn't stop him because he was insanely cute as he examined the shrimp pieces with care and then just shoved them in his mouth in a beastly manner.


'Oh, yeah. You said you were gonna do a little comedy', I reminded him. He bit his lip in remembrance and rubbed his hands together in a sinister way as he thought of a really good joke.
'Okay, okay. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me!'
I laughed so hard I felt like one of my ribs were gonna give up on me. I begged for Jaime not to tell another one in case I died. But he just went ahead and told another joke.
'Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.', he said. There was a point when he just kept telling them.
'I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down. Oooh, and I used to be a banker but I lost interest'
I couldn't help but fall to the floor and breakdown in uncontrollable laughter.
'P-please! Stop!', I begged. Jaime got up from his seat and tried to help me up from the red velvet carpet. I struggled to grab onto his arms.


Jaime helped me up and I fell into his arms. He held me close and tight and the world stopped spinning. He looked at me deep in the eyes, it was like I could physically feel the love.
'You are the only person that actually LAUGHS at my jokes', he whispered lustfully.
'You are the only person that actually EATS my home cooking'
'Vic, I think I want dessert a little earlier than expected'
'What do you mean?'
Jaime his hand on my cheek and caressed it gently. All of a sudden he plunged his lips into mine and we made out really passionately. He pushed me onto the couch and got right on top of me. My heart was on fire as we made out. I was extra nervous when I myself getting erect. I hoped to dear god that Jaime wouldn't notice. After a while we just held each other.
'Hey, Vic', he said breathing heavily.
'Yeah'
'Did you hear about the guy who died of Viagra overdose? They couldn’t close his casket!'
I let out a giggle like a naughty schoolboy and kissed Jaime on the cheek.


After a while, Jaime had to leave.
'Gotta get a good nights rest tonight'
'Why? It's Friday night'
'I work on Saturdays. Basically why I have no social life'
'Bye, I really had fun. The kissing was good', I giggled.
'Yeah, I love your food'
'I love your jokes'
'I love y-, I like you'
'Me too'

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Comments

So cute.........LOVEEEEE IT!!!!!

Damn this is amazing and funny! Haha when Vic was like "Whaaaa!?!?" And it was soooo adorable when they kissed, FUENCIADO FOREVER!!!

Divinebitches Divinebitches
4/5/15

Ooh the suspense!

xXDarlingXx xXDarlingXx
4/3/15