Senior Year, Biscuits & The Fuentes Family As Told By Nelissa Brown

Honestly we all look like we've been in a war. We're all sat in the principals office. Mike is holding ice to his face. Cassie is picking bits off grass from Jaime's hair. B has ice on her knuckles because she hit Oli as the ambulance pulled up. Tony is gently holding B. Dom is in hospital and Oli still has a bag of ice on his head. I'm fine, not a scratch.
The door opened and I looked around. Ms Davies walked in and tutted at us. I don't really know why I'm here, I didn't do anything. Maybe me kissing Mike caused it all but I didn't mean to. Honest.
"What happened?" Ms Davies asked me. Why me?!
"Well," I sighed. "You see Mike here lost his memory and because we're so close I got sympathy amnesia."
"Sympathy amnesia?" she echoed.
"Like sympathy pregnancy. Mike lost his memory and because we have such a special bond I lost my memory too."
"What does any of this have to do with today's goings on?" she asked tiredly.
"Because I forgot I was dating Oli. So then I started to kiss Mike." I explained.
"And then what?"
"Well, once upon a time-"
"The short version please, Nelissa." Ms Davies stopped me.
"Oli came over and there was some rough rough talk. Then Dom started yelling mean things and B came. She hit Dom over the head with a skateboard. Dom fell so I thought she died but then Oli punched Mike. I think Tony pushed him. Oh and Jaime was laughing but then he fell too. B might have done something else too, but I can't remember. My goldfish has a better memory than me. That's a lie, I don't actually have a goldfish. Mom says I'd forget to feed it. But her goldfish blew up and exploded in the tank. There were fish guts everywhere-"
"That's quite enough, Nelissa." Ms Davies said gently. "Rebecca-"
"Miss." B groaned. "Come on, you know it's Becky."
"Becky," she said shortly. "Did you or did you not hit Dominique over the head with a skateboard?"
"Did not." B said firmly.
"But Nelissa-"
"It was a longboard."
"That doesn't help much." Mike laughed and Ms Davies glared at him, making him stop.
"So, let me just get my head around this. Why did the fight start? From what I can gather one event triggered another. I'd like to know why it all started." she explained.
Then everyone looked at me. "What?" I groaned.
"It was kind of your fault." Mike reasoned.
"Was not!"
"The only reason I came over to you was because you were kissing Mike." Oli said.
"That's why Dom came over too." Mike thought.
"And I hit Dom because she came over to yell because you kissed Mike." B added.
"Then because Nel kissed Mike Oli punched Mike. So that's why I pushed Oli over." Tony said.
"And that's why Cassie pushed me. I was laughing. So that's why I fell." Jaime said.
"So this entire incident happened because Nelissa kissed Mike?" Ms Davies asked. "I don't understand why that would cause all of this."
"She's my girlfriend!" Oli exclaimed.
"No, she's mine!" Mike argued.
"Who's telling the truth?" Ms Davies asked.
"I am!" Oli snapped.
"No, I am, you British piece of-"
"This isn't helping," Ms Davies stopped him. "Nelissa?" she urged.
"Well you see Oli and I were having a few million problems with our relationship," I explained. "The main one being that if I saw him in the corridor I'd hide in piles of net balls. So when Mike here was with me looking through some memories I completely forgot I was in fact taken. Mike kissed me and I started a thing with him but I completely forgot I was with Oli too. I didn't think I had to break up with him anyway, B was with Weird Linton and she didn't break up with him. They just stopped seeing each other and making out." I said.
"I can't have this happening again," Ms Davies sighed. "Nelissa, I think you need to decide which one of these boys you want to be with and tell them . . . Give them the time of day."
"But there's a clock right on the wall." I frowned. B and Cassie started to shake their head.
"It's a saying." B rolled her eyes.
"Okay," I muttered, "Oli, I'm really sorry but I don't think we're meant to be."
"But-" he tried.
"Remember that time you took me to your house? Your mom tried to give me tea and then she asked me if I wanted some jelly. I said yes and thought I was getting a strawberry jelly sandwich with some peanut butter on the side. But I just got a bowl of green jello."
"I remember." Oli nodded.
"Well, I think we're just too different. I'm not your American dream and you're not my English rose." I told him sadly.
"I think you're right." Oli eventually agreed.
"It's for the best." I smiled.
"So, we on you crazy fox?" Mike asked.
"I'm not your fox!" I huffed.
"You are, you're my sexy fox. Now purr for me."
"Foxes don't purr."
"What do they do then?" Mike asked.
"I don't know . . . They just fox around the place."
"You can fox around my place any time you like." Mike winked.
"Enough," Ms Davies sighed. "I want all of you here for detention next week. Everyday next week. If it happens again the punishment will be more severe."
"Does that mean we can go?" Jaime asked hopefully.
"I don't want you in the school today. Go home. Your parents should have been called." she said.
"Thanks Miss." I smiled.
We all got up and we started to leave. Oli stormed out and I held hands with Mike. We walked outside and I saw my mom parked up. I went to her and she shook her head. She's grinning. I think it's because I'm holding hands with Mike.
"What have you done?!" I heard someone call. I let go of Mike's hand and looked. Vic was sitting in his car. I ran over to him and stuck my head in his open car window. "Have you been causing trouble?" Vic asked.
"Mike and Oli had a fight over me, B knocked Dom unconscious, Tony pushed someone over and Jaime fell over too. Everyone's either bruised, bleeding or in hospital. I'm okay though." I shrugged.
"You have had a busy day." Vic laughed.
"You still trying? You're desperate!" Oli called before he drove off.
"Fuck you, Sykes!" Vic yelled back. He held up his hand and mimed jerking off. "So why did Oli and Mike fight?" he asked me, turning back to me casually.
"Oli saw Mike and I kissing."
"You kissed Mike?" Vic frowned.
"Yeah . . ." I trailed away awkwardly.
"What are you now? Like a thing."
"Yeah, kind of." I nodded.
"Great." Vic spat and glared at the steering wheel.
"Are you okay?" I asked anxiously.
"Fine!" he huffed. "Totally not pissed off at all."
"What did I do?"
"Nothing!" Vic growled.
"I thought you wanted Mike and I together." I sighed.
"I said that but it doesn't mean I'm going to be happy about it."
"I - I'm sorry." I frowned.
Vic sighed and reached up. He kissed my cheek and I smiled. "Mike!" Vic called.
"I'm coming." Mike rolled his eyes. He came over and pulled me to him. He leant down to kiss me. After I reached up and kissed the tip of his nose, making him laugh. "I'll call you tonight."
"Okay." I nodded.
I broke away and waved to them. Then my mom honked her horn. I think she was satisfied. It could have been worse, Mike and Vic could have started fighting again. That's the last thing I need.

Notes

Hey! How was this? As always I'm too lazy to read it back. I quite like this one. What was your favourite line? What about Vic? What about Mike and Nel being a thing? I'm quite excited for the next chapter I think. It should be pretty funny hopefully. What do you want to see? I'm super excited because tomorrow I'm going to the Harry Potter Studio Tour for the second time tomorrow! I'll be taking lots of photos and possibly buying myself a few goodies. I'll be wearing my Gryffindor shirt so if you follow me in tumblr expect a photo spam ;) I've started writing my other story again too. It's called For You I'd Count The Salt Under The Sea. Please please go check it out. No one seems to comment on it. I feel like it's all rubbish. Let me know?xo