I'm Marrying Who?

"Ana! Te quiero en su mejor comportamiento!" What if I didn't want to be on my best behaviour? But I didn't want to get on her bad side, so...

"Si Mama!"

"You're favourite person is coming," Pilar nudged me with a smirk.

"Shut up," I pushed her away while she laughed. The doorbell rang and Papa went to answer it.

"Buenas Noches!" They all greeted each other. "Pilar, Ana. Come," I loved the Perry's, but Tony was back from tour which meant he was always with them, unfortunately. After greeting everyone, the older adults left to go discuss something, living Pilar, Tony and I alone.

"So, how was tour Tony?" Pilar asked happily.

"It was great! How are Sam and Reece?" Sam was Pilar's husband of 3 years, and Reece was their 3 year old son.

"They're really good. Sam just got promoted and Reece just started daycare. He's missing his Uncle Tony though,"

"Aww, I miss the little guy too," I rolled my eyes, which didn't go unnoticed. The annoying thing about Reece, is that he likes Tony quite a lot.

"I cannot say I missed you," Tony looked me up and down.

"I can definitely say I didn't miss you," I shot back.

"Well, I'm gonna leave you two to catch up. Please don't kill each other. I love you both, and don't plan on attending your funerals," Pilar awkwardly said, walking away as the tension in the room rose.

"I see you still like my friends bands," Tony pointed at my Bring Me the Horizon sweater and my Of Mice & Men Squidgy necklace.

"Of course I do. I like your band too. I just don't like you," I shrugged.

"Still a little bitch I see," he muttered.

"Aww, were you hoping I was going to change my actions too you just because you were away for 7 months?" I falsely smiled.

"I don't give a shit how you feel about me. Just know that I hate you,"

"And just know that I hate you too,"

"I hate you more,"

"No, I hate you more," I countered.

"No, I hate -"

"Tony, Ana. Would you stop and come in here please? We all need to talk," Mama interrupted us.

"Fine," We walked into the lounge and Mama sat down, leaving the only 2 available seats on the love seat.

"Oh hell no," I shook my head.

"Just sit down you two," El Abuelo (Grandpa) Perry grumbled. He was a very grumpy and strict man, and you definitely did not want to disobey him, so Tony and I quickly sat down on the small sofa, both of us cringing as our thighs were touching.

"Don't touch me," I muttered, trying to put as much distance between us as possible. Which wasn't much, much to my displeasure.

"I can't not touch you, Ana. There's no room on this fucking thing!"

"A la mierda!" I cursed. Tony pushed me off, making me fall on the floor.

"There, problem solved!" he smirked.

"Fuck you Tony!" I glared at him as he laughed his arrogant little ass off.

"Stop being a bitchy child about it then!"

"Ana! Sit your butt down next to Tony right this minute!" Mrs Perry said. I rolled my eyes and sat next to Tony, slapping his arm on the way. He did it back harder.

"Oww! Don't hit a girl Asshole!"

"You're not a girl, you're an object,"

"And you're not a turtle!"

"Are too!"

"Are not!"

"Are too!" We continued to hit each other, and I felt like my arm was going to bruise.

"Enough!" El Abuelo Perry boomed. Tony and I froze. "You are both 27 and 25 years old! You are acting like children!"

"Now, we have something to tell you. We've been planning this for 3 years now, and have decided to go along with it. You two are getting married,"

"WHAT?!" Tony and I yelled a the same time. I'm marrying who?

"We've decided to make the Garcia and Perry family official , starting with you two,"

"That is insane! Qué estás pensando?! They can't even be in the same room together let alone get married!" Pilar spoke up.

"Well, they're going to have to learn, aren't they?" Papa said.

"What about my girlfriend?! This is stupid!"

"What about Travis?!"

"Eww, you're still seeing that dude?" Tony looked at me.

"Now is not the time to judge me!"

"So this is how it's going to work. Next Friday is when Tony will propose. The wedding will be no later than 3 months after the engagement. You will then be going on a honeymoon for 1 month before moving into a house we bought for you and hopefully there will be a grandchild on the way!" Mrs Perry grinned.

"Oh no. I am not having sex with that thing!" Tony pointed at me.

"For once, I agree with you. Although I do not appreciate being called a thing... But I'm not sleeping with him! I might catch aids!"

"I don't have aids bitch!"

"And I am not a thing!"

"This isn't going to work," Pilar said.

"It's arranged, and it's the final decision,"

"This is going to ruin my life. And Pierce the Veil," Tony sighed in disappointment.

"Family first Tony. Family first."

Arranged Marriage.

The words didn't just ruin my life, but possibly Pierce the Veil's career. Toy could go fuck himself, but Vic, Jaime and Mike are still my friends.

Oh my god. I'm going to ruin Pierce the Veil.

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