"I don't want to do anything for my birthday, Charley. I just want to stay home and fuck. Can we do that?" Mike whined as I dragged him out of his house.
"No, Mike. You don't turn twenty-nine every day, you know." I chided him.
"You look really good though!" He said, raising his voice an octave higher.
"You're acting like a two year old. Get in the car." I said, shoving him in the passenger seat.
"I like whenever you're in charge. Tell me what to do some more." He said.
I put the keys in the ignition. "Shut the fuck up."
"Charley! It's my birthday!" He cried.
"I had sex with you earlier and I'll have sex with you later. Just come on." I said.
"Where are we going?" He asked.
"Dinner." I smiled wryly. Dinner. As if! Not paying any attention his surroundings in his emotional state, Mike didn't even realize we were going to his parent's house. I parked, leading him inside.
"SURPRISE!" All our friends were waiting as soon as we walked in the door.
Mike smiled huge. "Who did this?"
"Charley!" Mike's mom, Viv, said.
He hugged me. "I love you, Charley."
That was the first time Mike had ever said he'd loved me. "I love you too."
"We tried to get you a stripper cake but Charley and Mom wouldn't let us." Vic said.
Mike grinned devilishly. "Speaking of strippers, who wants to hear what Charley gave me for my birthday?"
"Mike! You said you wouldn't tell anyone!" I cried.
He put his hand over my mouth. "Charley here got me a calendar that she's been shooting over the last month, and it's probably one of the sexiest things I've ever seen."
I sighed as he moved his hand. Now he wasn't going to talk about the other part.
"And then there was the tape." Mike opened his fat mouth again.
"Michael!"
"You made a sex tape? Charley, make a sex tape? I don't believe it." Vic raised his eyebrows.
"It's not what you're thinking. It's a solo sex tape, if you get what I'm saying. 'To Mikey; I hope this keeps you somewhat satisfied while you're on tour. Love; Charley.'"
The guys were all looking at me in a way they never had before. I was thanking god that Mike's parents had left the room before this coversation started.
"I'm seeing you in a whole new light, Charley bear." Alex said.
"Shut up, dickweed." I glared at him.
"I love you, Charley!" Mike sang. "I love you so much."
I laughed. "I can't be mad at you. It's your birthday."
"And you love me." Mike grinned. Yeah. That too.

Notes

I have some really really good ideas for the next few chapters. Things are about to get very dramatic c;