Show me a way out *Mike Fuentes*
Chapter 5- Fuck yeah LA
---Mikes Pov---
Fuck this song is my JAM! I got my whiskey and my weed and my best mate Tony fuck this is the shit, Im clubbing and grinding with his girl fuck knows what her name is, she hot and fit yeah Mikey Whiskey Handz gonna be getting some tonight, so I decided to sing along to the song that is now my jam;
Party like a rockstar
Do it with the black and the white
Like a cop car
Whoop, whoop, whoop, wha, whoop
Me and my band, man
On the yacht with Marylin Manson
Getting a tan man
Uuwaaa
(Cool) you know me
With a skull belt and wallet chain
Shop boys, rockstars
Yeah, we 'bout to change the game
Change the game? Uh oh
They know that I'm a star
I make it rain from the center of my guitar
Yes! This is the shit yet again..this is amazing this life. Could it not get any better? Probably not but Woooo! Aww little turtle he is adorable he is chatting up some chick over there, good for him.
"Oi turtle!"
"What mike" He yelled across the club at me
"Nothing!" Aha he hates that, when i do that to him
"Fuck you" Aw bless he is shitfaced he cant hold his liquor.
---Tony's Pov---
This chick is awesome, she is quiet like me, loves star wars, playing the guitar and is a vegetarian. YES! Score. Mike decided to fuck around and distract me from this girl before and he did succeed in doing so, so i decided i was going to distract him aswell or cockblock him. But the bastard left...shit i shall seek vengence another time. Hah wait they are going back to hotel room, and we rented the penthouse suite >:D shit is going to get real.
'Hey do you wanna come back to mine?" I asked the chick, I should really ask her name
"Yeah sure" She smiled brightly at me
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We got back to the hotel, I could instantly hear the moans coming from mike's room. She sounds like a hag -___- im sorry if that offends anyone but just imagine a witch with their crackily cackling voices moaning in pleasure...yeah not a nice sound. Oh and I got the name of the girl her name Isabelle
"Hey, do you wanna wreck or cause havoc on their fuck session?" Damn this girl thinks up great ideas
"Fuck yeah!" I whisper/shouted and highfived her
We filled a bucket of water and shaving cream and then a bucket of sparkles..yeah i dont know where we got the sparkles from though. We had made out plans and crept into their room. Eww she was straddled over mike not a nice sight I looked at Isabelle and we nodded and burst in
"DING DONG MOTHERFUCKER!" she screamed and dumped the water and shaving cream
"BOMBADA BITCH!" I screamed and dumped the sparkles on them
I grabbed her hand and ran out of the hotel room. Soon enough they were screaming about what just happend. Then next minute we heard Mike roaring for us to come here, that was my cue to get us the fuck out of there..
---Mikes Pov---
Dafuq? That bastard just ruined a good fuck that ass I will get him back for that, I just dont know when or how. I looked up at the girl she was fuming it was funny her face...I could see the anger. I yelled out to tony but he and that chick had scarpered.
"Fuck this m getting the fuck out" She got dressed and stomped out of the place...
Aha ok then bye...fuck...well uhmm yeah i might have a shower and clean up i guess....fuck tony your gonna get it for that...
Fuck this song is my JAM! I got my whiskey and my weed and my best mate Tony fuck this is the shit, Im clubbing and grinding with his girl fuck knows what her name is, she hot and fit yeah Mikey Whiskey Handz gonna be getting some tonight, so I decided to sing along to the song that is now my jam;
Party like a rockstar
Do it with the black and the white
Like a cop car
Whoop, whoop, whoop, wha, whoop
Me and my band, man
On the yacht with Marylin Manson
Getting a tan man
Uuwaaa
(Cool) you know me
With a skull belt and wallet chain
Shop boys, rockstars
Yeah, we 'bout to change the game
Change the game? Uh oh
They know that I'm a star
I make it rain from the center of my guitar
Yes! This is the shit yet again..this is amazing this life. Could it not get any better? Probably not but Woooo! Aww little turtle he is adorable he is chatting up some chick over there, good for him.
"Oi turtle!"
"What mike" He yelled across the club at me
"Nothing!" Aha he hates that, when i do that to him
"Fuck you" Aw bless he is shitfaced he cant hold his liquor.
---Tony's Pov---
This chick is awesome, she is quiet like me, loves star wars, playing the guitar and is a vegetarian. YES! Score. Mike decided to fuck around and distract me from this girl before and he did succeed in doing so, so i decided i was going to distract him aswell or cockblock him. But the bastard left...shit i shall seek vengence another time. Hah wait they are going back to hotel room, and we rented the penthouse suite >:D shit is going to get real.
'Hey do you wanna come back to mine?" I asked the chick, I should really ask her name
"Yeah sure" She smiled brightly at me
----
We got back to the hotel, I could instantly hear the moans coming from mike's room. She sounds like a hag -___- im sorry if that offends anyone but just imagine a witch with their crackily cackling voices moaning in pleasure...yeah not a nice sound. Oh and I got the name of the girl her name Isabelle
"Hey, do you wanna wreck or cause havoc on their fuck session?" Damn this girl thinks up great ideas
"Fuck yeah!" I whisper/shouted and highfived her
We filled a bucket of water and shaving cream and then a bucket of sparkles..yeah i dont know where we got the sparkles from though. We had made out plans and crept into their room. Eww she was straddled over mike not a nice sight I looked at Isabelle and we nodded and burst in
"DING DONG MOTHERFUCKER!" she screamed and dumped the water and shaving cream
"BOMBADA BITCH!" I screamed and dumped the sparkles on them
I grabbed her hand and ran out of the hotel room. Soon enough they were screaming about what just happend. Then next minute we heard Mike roaring for us to come here, that was my cue to get us the fuck out of there..
---Mikes Pov---
Dafuq? That bastard just ruined a good fuck that ass I will get him back for that, I just dont know when or how. I looked up at the girl she was fuming it was funny her face...I could see the anger. I yelled out to tony but he and that chick had scarpered.
"Fuck this m getting the fuck out" She got dressed and stomped out of the place...
Aha ok then bye...fuck...well uhmm yeah i might have a shower and clean up i guess....fuck tony your gonna get it for that...
Can't wait to read more
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