Show me a way out *Mike Fuentes*
Chapter 15 - Sleeping in cupboards are good for you
---Jaime or Hi-me's Pov--
Uhmm, uhmm did I just see that? WAIT? I walked Mike having sex!? Argghh gross yuck ew ew ew. I ran over to the tap
"Gotta wash my eyes, gotta wash em'"
"What the fuck are you doing Hi-me?" Tony was highly amused by this no. He shouldnt.
"Im washing my eyes?" I looked at him bug eyed and gave a sarcastic laugh
"Ok...But why though?"
"Isawmikehavingsexwithagirl and yeah" I said that so fast yeah he wont hear me
"You saw mike riding a what?"
"Um yeah I dont know, psh its the alcohol talking" He is oblivious to what happend
"Ok Hi-me dont get into trouble" He walked off hmmm ok
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I woke up at around two in the afternoon and there we fucking bodies every where, I mean every where. The funniest thing for me is when I walked into the kitchen to find everyone from the band and Luma passed out in the kitchen. Mike was in the sink? ok...how the fuck he got in the sink I will never know, Luma was? I dont know where she was, Tony was where the fuck is Tony? what if her and Tony where together lol she wouldn't do that then I saw Vic passed out on the table in a very attractive position...(note the sarcasm) he had his arse up in the air and his face smushed against the table. Yeah he will be very sore when he wakes up. Fuck I have a splitting head ache so I go over to the pantry to find everything was out of it and placed neatly on the ground and counter...Ok? but how and who did this? Then I heard light snores then I realised who it was, it was tony he was asleep. in my pantry. cuddling a broom. Ok this is different and its two in the afternoon time to wake them up. But how? I got an idea. I ran up stairs and got the ear things that block out sound. Oh god its going to escelate quickly after this.
"DING DONG MOTHERFUCKERS" I yelled running into the kitchen with a nerf gun in my pocket and started to bang on random shit loudly. Tony was the first one up because I heard him in the pantry screaming and falling, Vic rolled off the table and grunted and cursed at me, mike shot up hit his 'friend' on the tap. But then I heard a grunt in one of the cupboards...the cupboards of all places. There it was again I followed the grunt and there was Luma she was fucking passed out and she looked peaceful in her little foetal position she got going there.
"Hey guys look" I said and pointed at her as she sighed in content
"How the fuck?" Vic was quite amused as he took a picture
"You dont see that eveyday.." Tony was slightly amused and curious
"So what are we looking at guys" He chimed in after recovering after his 'accident'
---Iluminada's Pov--
Holy fuck I feel so cramped but so comfortable. I hear people talking and shit I think its the boys say 'how' and 'you dont see that everyday'. Ok what did I do or what did someone do. I wake up and try to stretch but I hit my arms and head on a wall thing. I cursed and hissed earning myself some laughs from the guys.
"Ok what the fuck where am I" I said in my morning voice
"Luma you're in a cupboard" Fuck off I cant be
"Bullshit! I cant be!" Then I saw mike crouch down and look at me
"I believe you are in a cupboard"
"Fuck ...how do I get out im stuck"
"I dont know how did you get in?" just no mike.no.
"I dont know..can you help me out pwease" I gave him my best puppy eyes
"Ok fine" He smiled and pulled me out
After he had helped me out everyone went home and got dressed and showered and stuff, im obviously staying with ricardo now, but before we left Hi-me said we all have to go back to his house and just chill and nurse our headaches and stuff and talk about important things. I really wonder what he wants to talk to us about, well he barely knows me and he is already treating me like a bes friend. I really hope it isnt bad...
Uhmm, uhmm did I just see that? WAIT? I walked Mike having sex!? Argghh gross yuck ew ew ew. I ran over to the tap
"Gotta wash my eyes, gotta wash em'"
"What the fuck are you doing Hi-me?" Tony was highly amused by this no. He shouldnt.
"Im washing my eyes?" I looked at him bug eyed and gave a sarcastic laugh
"Ok...But why though?"
"Isawmikehavingsexwithagirl and yeah" I said that so fast yeah he wont hear me
"You saw mike riding a what?"
"Um yeah I dont know, psh its the alcohol talking" He is oblivious to what happend
"Ok Hi-me dont get into trouble" He walked off hmmm ok
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I woke up at around two in the afternoon and there we fucking bodies every where, I mean every where. The funniest thing for me is when I walked into the kitchen to find everyone from the band and Luma passed out in the kitchen. Mike was in the sink? ok...how the fuck he got in the sink I will never know, Luma was? I dont know where she was, Tony was where the fuck is Tony? what if her and Tony where together lol she wouldn't do that then I saw Vic passed out on the table in a very attractive position...(note the sarcasm) he had his arse up in the air and his face smushed against the table. Yeah he will be very sore when he wakes up. Fuck I have a splitting head ache so I go over to the pantry to find everything was out of it and placed neatly on the ground and counter...Ok? but how and who did this? Then I heard light snores then I realised who it was, it was tony he was asleep. in my pantry. cuddling a broom. Ok this is different and its two in the afternoon time to wake them up. But how? I got an idea. I ran up stairs and got the ear things that block out sound. Oh god its going to escelate quickly after this.
"DING DONG MOTHERFUCKERS" I yelled running into the kitchen with a nerf gun in my pocket and started to bang on random shit loudly. Tony was the first one up because I heard him in the pantry screaming and falling, Vic rolled off the table and grunted and cursed at me, mike shot up hit his 'friend' on the tap. But then I heard a grunt in one of the cupboards...the cupboards of all places. There it was again I followed the grunt and there was Luma she was fucking passed out and she looked peaceful in her little foetal position she got going there.
"Hey guys look" I said and pointed at her as she sighed in content
"How the fuck?" Vic was quite amused as he took a picture
"You dont see that eveyday.." Tony was slightly amused and curious
"So what are we looking at guys" He chimed in after recovering after his 'accident'
---Iluminada's Pov--
Holy fuck I feel so cramped but so comfortable. I hear people talking and shit I think its the boys say 'how' and 'you dont see that everyday'. Ok what did I do or what did someone do. I wake up and try to stretch but I hit my arms and head on a wall thing. I cursed and hissed earning myself some laughs from the guys.
"Ok what the fuck where am I" I said in my morning voice
"Luma you're in a cupboard" Fuck off I cant be
"Bullshit! I cant be!" Then I saw mike crouch down and look at me
"I believe you are in a cupboard"
"Fuck ...how do I get out im stuck"
"I dont know how did you get in?" just no mike.no.
"I dont know..can you help me out pwease" I gave him my best puppy eyes
"Ok fine" He smiled and pulled me out
After he had helped me out everyone went home and got dressed and showered and stuff, im obviously staying with ricardo now, but before we left Hi-me said we all have to go back to his house and just chill and nurse our headaches and stuff and talk about important things. I really wonder what he wants to talk to us about, well he barely knows me and he is already treating me like a bes friend. I really hope it isnt bad...
Can't wait to read more
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